No I’m not that proud.  And I don’t send emails from the shower either.  These and other great tweets caught my attention this week.

@nickbilton
Love that Google has figured out how to map oceans, while Apple is still trying figure how to get you to the corner deli.

@DaveKerpen
LinkedIn just gets better and better. "Endorsements" will be huge. I'm buying stock.

@milguy23
The questions r not: "How do I do social media?" or "How do I do Twitter?" The question is: What does my customer need/want/desire?

@birbigs

Diamonds are forever. Also, the Internet and cockroaches.

@LeadingGuru
Trying to have find creative idea while sitting at your desk is like trying to send e mails while you're having a shower!

@ToniaTomlin
Plan your day or someone else will plan your day for you!

@DarrenHudach
Do you know what you plan on accomplishing tomorrow? If you don't have a plan, you won't achieve it.

@MarkOOakes
One of the best time management tools I know... Learning when to say "No".

@dharmesh
A Committee is the most effective and reliable mechanism for making mediocre decisions ever invented.

@JimPethokoukis
Trying to work up a righteous, populist rage over a guy giving 30% to charity .... wait for it ... nope, I got nothing

@wesbury
It's the spending. It's the spending. It's the spending. It's the spending. It's the spending. It's the spending. It's the spending, stupid.

@ReformedBroker

I know everyone's freaked out about the whole Europe situation this morning, but calm down - a soothing speech from Ahmedinejad coming up

@UberFacts

If the entire population of China walked past you in single file, the line would take close to 100 years to pass you.

@VTwinFitness
Over 80% of all Pinterest users are women. Who makes most buying decisions in a household?

@LisaBarone
Adults will spend $200m on their own Halloween costumes this yr. $100m on kid costumes. Proud of yourselves?

@HarveyMackay
Everyone has training sessions these days. No one seems to have a clue as to whether the trainees have learned anything or not.

@KnowledgeBishop
Brands must be equipped to manage customer inquiries around the clock.

@LeadToday
Great salespeople listen 80% of the time and talk only 20% of the time.

@smoothsale 
Ask clients and prospects alike if money were no object which challenges would they like to overcome.

@michaelianblack
Pretty much the only place I want to be is home and the only thing I want to be doing is nothing.

@ValaAfshar
Customer feedback is a gift. Accept graciously, unwrap enthusiastically, and share with your team frequently.

@Hyken
People say first impression's important. I'd say equally important is last impression. The last impression's a lasting impression!

@Ruth_A_Buzzi
There's no credible evidence anywhere in the universe that life was meant to be taken too seriously.