And will the IRS start accepting Bitcoins? Here are the latest LOL-inducing, insightful and character-limited words of wisdom that helped me run my business last week.
Laugh if you will at the press release format, but summary, highlights, background, quotes, contact info is a useful way to organize info— Marshall Kirkpatrick (@marshallk) February 13, 2014
If you’ve really done your job well, your customer will thank you for selling them. #SalesCulture— Todd Cohen (@SalesLeaderTodd) February 13, 2014
The key to writer’s block: write anyway. Anything. Doesn’t matter, just get the words moving.— Amber Naslund (@AmberCadabra) February 13, 2014
My tweets are like my children. I’ve forgotten about most of them.— Mark Peters (@wordlust) February 11, 2014
I'm putting butter in my coffee because of a Buzzfeed quiz so, yeah, I guess I am a hipster. Just in time, too.— Chris Hauselt (@movingsideways) February 11, 2014
Next up on "Internet," someone will say something and then people will yell about whether they agree or not.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 10, 2014
twitter is cool because i told the guy from pink floyd to shovel his sidewalk and argued with a middle school kid in the same day— Ann Boobus (@a_girl_irl) February 5, 2014
Facebook’s main demographic can be summed up as “people who liked signing yearbooks.”— Alex J. Mann (@alexjmann) February 9, 2014
Only 35% of the average person's Twitter followers are real people.— UberFacts (@UberFacts) February 13, 2014
REMINDER: Despite heavy snow, only managers are excused to stay home with their kids, anyone else will be fired or at least tagged as lazy.— Meeting Boy (@MeetingBoy) February 13, 2014
Comment here about no credit to those who just show up & go through the motions. In most cases (8 of 10?), that's condemnation of boss.— Tom Peters (@tom_peters) February 13, 2014
Instead of complaining about a skills gap/shortage, companies should invest more in training their employees.— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) February 13, 2014
With new debt ceiling hike, Congress won’t have to set a new limit until 2015. Which is a shame, because isn’t this fun every few months?— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 13, 2014
Out on the road today, Don Henley saw a Cadillac sticker on a Deadhead. New song to follow.— David Wild (@Wildaboutmusic) February 11, 2014
Ahh I wish the Sochi medals were made out of bacon thoooo..!!
— sage kotsenburg (@sagekotsenburg) February 10, 2014
How do you get an inflation hawk? Show an inflation dove his new rent for 2014.
— Joseph Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) February 11, 2014
Imagine finding out someone you love used to be a blogger.
— Will Kane (@3rdand10) February 13, 2014
— Rick Newman (@rickjnewman) February 10, 2014
Some days you just have to summon the courage of Bob Costas' pink eye and get on with it.
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) February 10, 2014
Gene Marks owns the Marks Group PC, a ten person sales and marketing technology consulting firm outside of Philadelphia that serves more than 600 small and medium companies around the country.