And have you ever considered charging rude customers an extra fee? You’re not the only one. Here are the latest LOL-inducing, insightful and character-limited words of wisdom that helped me run my business this week.
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say "bye" 300 times.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) January 23, 2014
I've eaten so many chips that I'm questionable for the second half of this game.
— Jack Burditt (@jackburditt) January 20, 2014
Facebook is expected to lose 80% of it's users by 2017. Of course this is based on a poll conducted on Myspace.
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) January 23, 2014
Excited to find out where Sochi is!
— Fran Gillespie (@FranGillespie) January 23, 2014
At some point, Celine Dion is going to have to have a sit down discussion with Justin Bieber and Rob Ford.
— Brendan Jaharis (@DrunkSocialite) January 23, 2014
Idea: A RedBox that shoots people in the neck with a dart if they take longer than 60 seconds to choose.
— Ozzy UNC (@ozzyunc) January 22, 2014
This lady has been waiting for this stop sign to turn green for a minute now. That better be a damn good tweet lady!
— Angela Wheezy (@CarpeAngela) January 22, 2014
I follow most of you back largely because I've been on a lifelong mission to find someone as strange as me
— Ginger-At-Law (@GingerAtLaw) January 22, 2014
Today, we are all Justin Bieber's rented Lamborghini.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 23, 2014
There's a cafe located in France which charges €7 a coffee to rude customers and €1.40 to people who talk politely to wait staff.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) January 23, 2014
If you have 2,600 followers, you're in the top 1% of Twitter. The size of your network has nothing to do with your ability to add value.
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 23, 2014
US concerned about Olympics security despite Russia's commitment of 40,000 security officers and Vladimir Putin riding shirtless on a bear.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 23, 2014
Truly original thinkers won't be talking about Justin Bieber today on twitter. They'll select a different more off-the-beaten-path celebrity
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) January 23, 2014
You don't have to know it all so long as you know where to find it all.
— Steve Keating CSE (@LeadToday) January 23, 2014
There should be a Kid's Choice Awards alumni wing in jail.
— Jason Hirschhorn (@JasonHirschhorn) January 23, 2014
When Central Planning works, Economist PhDs are brilliant. When it fails, it's the evil speculators' fault
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) January 23, 2014
Lets also change the angry rhetoric around debt. Debt is not bad, unnecessary debt is bad unmanageable debt is bad. #afamedchat
— Akil Bello (@akilbello) January 23, 2014
Looks like there's an acronym on every single slide in your PowerPoint. I'm sure everyone will be impressed.
— Meeting Boy (@MeetingBoy) January 23, 2014
Idea: site that puts together a constantly updating weather map based on content of tweets.
— Ryan Avent (@ryanavent) January 23, 2014
— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) January 23, 2014
I've said it 1000 times I'll say it again. I love "summary newsletters" they provide access to info in my inbox vs going to multiple sites
— Alan Lepofsky (@alanlepo) January 23, 2014
Ways to contact me (by preference): 1) sms 2) DM 3) email 4) telegram 5) smoke signal 6) pigeon/owl 7) telepathy … 9529) phone call
— Ms. Kronker Brown (@kimhorne) January 22, 2014
i see gloveless smokers at 9am in subzero temperatures and think "i will live my whole life and never love anything that much".
— Amanda (@tvdinnergirl) January 23, 2014
Exercise or take a walk in the sunshine before making a difficult call - it will become far easier!
— Elinor Stutz (@smoothsale) January 23, 2014
"A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations." - Patricia Neal
— Lonny Dunn (@ProNetworkBuild) January 22, 2014
"In the playoffs, it's about putting the most points on that board at the end of the day." Sports pundits make market pundits look smart
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) January 19, 2014
So many salty Patriots fans. Stop crying and be happy your team even made the playoffs.
— Ken Lawson (@CrReaM) January 19, 2014
New phonebook arrived. What...do I do with that?
— Lisa Barone (@LisaBarone) January 19, 2014
Seems that most headlines shared in social these days read something like this, "...and you wont' believe what happens next..."
— Brian Solis (@briansolis) January 19, 2014
Interesting how higher latency of physical stores means often smart to forgo online for offline when searching for scarce goods.
— Paul Kedrosky (@pkedrosky) January 21, 2014
Apparently, dropping by a blog, being critical to show expertise & attract attention is an acceptable practice. Who knew? #notinterested
— Lee Odden (@leeodden) January 21, 2014
I don't get the revolving door metaphor for lobbying. Revolving doors produce the same egress patterns as plain doors, they just save energy
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 22, 2014
Sometimes, when I'm closing my browser tabs, I pause to look at one and remember the man I was then.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) January 22, 2014
Gene Marks owns the Marks Group PC, a ten person sales and marketing technology consulting firm outside of Philadelphia that serves more than 600 small and medium companies around the country.