And just maybe pigs can fly, but it won’t end well for them. And @dansinker says we’re all virtually living on a miracle. Here are the latest LOL-inducing, insightful and character-limited words of wisdom that helped me run my business this week.

Gene Marks CPA is a small business expert and analyst and the author of five best selling books on business management including "The Manufacturer's Book of Lists," "In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash" and "Outfoxing The Small Business Owner."

Gene is President of The Marks Group PC, a ten person technology and management consulting firm that serves more than six hundred companies around the country.  Gene was formerly a senior manager at the international accounting firm of KPMG. You can follow him on Twitter @genemarks.